by Your nans friend October 11, 2021
Get the Joshmug. Josh is someone you can rely on, at any given time. If you wanna have sex after class, he's going to be there for you. He'll even bring birth control pills if you ask him to, but he prefers to go without them. He'll fuck you everywhere, he loves taking risks. It could be in an igloo on the north pole, next to a fat lion in the african jungle, in the supermarket while an old lady with a cat is watching, anywhere really.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.
Josh is the light of my life.
by IAmAlreadyTracer January 27, 2019
Get the Joshmug. 
by real_josh#1 October 15, 2022
Get the joshmug. by yahwiisscaredofcommitment November 22, 2021
Get the Joshmug. The act of one who will leave their personal items and trash where ever he or she wishes to leave them, and they will not dispose of said items until it is brought to their attention to do so. Constant lack of organization
When Joe went home the other day he noticed Josh Droppings that was left in his vehicle from lunch earlier that day. Once at home Joe threw away Josh's to go cup and candy wrapper. Or "what is all this shit?" Those are Josh Droppings.
by J. LeCour November 3, 2008
Get the Josh Droppings mug. A guy with a big shlong.
He is most likely gay but tries to deny it - all his friends know btw and are secretly into it.
He is most likely gay but tries to deny it - all his friends know btw and are secretly into it.
Josh was not able to resist looking at his friends penis.
Josh got an erection when his hand slid across his friends hard on.
Josh got an erection when his hand slid across his friends hard on.
by Ive Got a Big Duck December 3, 2019
Get the Joshmug.