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Jake

A very great person with great personality! He loves to work with machinery and is a real tech-y person. He is often very happy but can also have anger issues. Jakes only get angry when they are blamed for something they didn't do. Jake's also have crushes. There parents may not let Jakes have a girlfriend till high school but jake really likes this girl. Jake hopes this girl likes her back so when the day comes he can ask her to be his girl-friend.
Jakes friend "Hey Jake whats up? I heard you like herrrr"
Jake "I like her okay, "
Jakes friend"Whats her name?''
Jake "Her name is...umm should I tell you...umm....her name is Peyton.
by The, shipper October 29, 2019
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Jake Paulin’

d͡ʒeɪk ˈbɑ.lɪn

verb

1. Slang. The act of being absurdly, effortlessly good at something, usually after a surprisingly short amount of time.
eg. “Did you see that guy in the gym today? He’s never even trained before and he benchpressed 250kg like it was nothing. Dude was totally Jake Paulin’!”
by Iamnotjakepaul November 22, 2023
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Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
“Should we invite Jake, over?”
No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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jake ebs

Should date Jaida
Jake Ebs should date Jaida
by LeopardKing7173 April 13, 2020
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Jake

A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.
Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!

This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!

I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019
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Jake

That one kid in school who always has to go to the dentist because he has rotten teeth
Ewwwww have u seen Jake’s teeth
by Henry kid November 29, 2021
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jake morinec

Damn he rides bulls like jake morinec he's gonna go 90.
by Succy succerson November 30, 2017
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