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Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.
by DerpGod January 17, 2022
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Ash is the type of person that will try to help you no matter what. They are an extremely kind and caring person, no matter what they say. Ash is an all out amazing person. If your ever friends with an Ash (Ashton) make sure to stay friends with them as they are one of the best people to walk the earth. Ash always loves to dance. They always do the strangest things, which makes you want to be around them more. They are always fun to be around. If you ever encounter an Ashton, make sure to befriend them, it will be a really good decision.
Ashton is so amazing!
by DerpGod January 17, 2022
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