by HenryRoland May 14, 2023

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party
2. Asking someone weird personal questions
2. Asking someone weird personal questions
"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
by CheifLarge March 2, 2023

person a: “i just got diagnosed with cancer.”
person b: “i just watched jake paul #SUCHAJAKEPAULERXDXDXD”
person c: is there a difference?
person b: “i just watched jake paul #SUCHAJAKEPAULERXDXDXD”
person c: is there a difference?
by addictwithacat November 8, 2018

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021

hes a fucking prick who cant get a girl cuz hes too busy hating on fans and saying they are pussys and hoes
by cobi smith June 3, 2018

If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.
by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020
