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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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Jake ryder

jake ryder by far the biggest fuller sender and also the longest cock in the crew
Ay any one seen a jake ryder

Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back

It’s definitely jake ryder
by Shshshsg October 16, 2019
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Fake my Jake

Fooling or tricking someone; yanking one’s chain
He told me he was a millionaire, but he can’t fake my Jake.
by Pnutz94 January 2, 2023
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Jake Wallace

A Jake Wallace is a Feinin ass white boi who don’t know how to drive, wears fake ice and tries to talk to your girl but lnows inside that he can’t get her
Don’t be a Jake Wallace for the love of god
by Ajakewallacehater January 30, 2020
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Jake Paul

Man Jake Paul in the definition of cancer
by manifdumness01 March 4, 2019
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Jake

“Ew Jake is here.”
by Wapperdude April 17, 2018
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Jake Paul

Guy: I think I have cancer
Jake Paul: why?

Guy: *dies*
by Aiden6000 July 23, 2022
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