Josh is the perfect person
by Hil ik November 23, 2021

Josh is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He may be short, but that doesn't stop him from protecting you when you need it. Josh is loyal, kind and an all around amazing person who you would be lucky to have in your life. Josh is a real ladies' man, and all the girls go crazy for him. But be careful, if you lose his trust, you have only one chance left before he decides he doesn't want you in his life.
Girl 1: OMG, did you see Josh today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.
Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.
Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
by SillyStoffoCat November 10, 2019

a nerd who plays baseball gets called cute by moms and is in love with his uncle Josh connelly has a big pp and bigger balls he only drinks diet coke and diet cock he’s in love with emos and loves men
by No don’t say ir September 12, 2021

by ahahahahahahahhaha September 5, 2020

The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.
by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021

A sentence used to challenge someone with the same name as yours to mock fight.The person that looses the fight cannot keep it's name.
Person 1:"You have no right to have that name,I challenge you to a Josh fight!"
Person 2:"Fine,where and when shall we meet?"
Person 2:"Fine,where and when shall we meet?"
by Praenuntient April 25, 2021
