the Jesus Triphecta  

another word for the Holy Trinity(the father,son,and holy spirit) when reffering to Roman Catholic belif.

Jimmy: What's your stand on Christianity?

Paul: I believe in the Jesus Triphecta shit, but I think the rest is pure bullshit.

the Jesus Triphecta by Mario B. April 28, 2008

Holy Sweet Jesus Shit 

When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief

Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good

Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.

Holy Sweet Jesus Shit by The Shephard April 3, 2009

Baby Jesus 

A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.

Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.

Baby Jesus by Punto4President April 14, 2010

Mo-Jesus 

A term used to ask Jesus for more of his love and grace, or for The fire of the holy spirit,supernatural things of God, or passion to be ignited for him.

(more Jesus)

Give me Mo-Jesus! We want "Mo"(more) of Choo(you)

Mo-Jesus by Ages August 5, 2008

reversed jesus

a drink that mixes water with wine,

hence turning water into wine.

"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus

A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.

C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.

reversed jesus by sucking wine May 16, 2011

Daddy Jesus 

A Drinking game involving an extra large beer mug and ping pong balls. Similar in nature to quarters, Daddy Jesus has the starting player pour a chosen amount of beer into the mug and then attempt to bounce the ping pong ball into the mug. If successful, the player then pours any chosen amount into the mug and passes the ball to the next player. Any time a player fails to make the ball into the mug, they must drink the contents of the mug.

"The last time we played Daddy Jesus, he ended up getting screwed over by the other guys and had to drink a full giant mug."

Daddy Jesus by UFdude September 5, 2011

Tacky Jesus 

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.

"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"

Tacky Jesus by Itsmanda January 24, 2013