Dad

Something you don’t have

UwU: Dad?
OwO: No.

by HwejfkjlqrbwEKJHvalj;h May 04, 2023

Dad

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Hey wanna come over to my dad's house?
whats that?
a house?
no, a dad?

by TittyTwister9000 April 28, 2021

dad

a person whose only purpose in life is to buy milk

person: yo u know that dude who went to go buy milk from Walmart 37 years ago and never found the right kind?

person 2: yup, that's my dad

by yoyo yomama May 18, 2022

Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

DAD

Steve Harrington

“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”

by Best gurl Eva July 19, 2019

Dad

That damn hot guy you see when walking down the street. A.K.A eye candy. Not to be confused with your own father.

Friend1: Did you see that picture of Shawn Mendes shirtless on his Instagram. He is such a dad!

Friend2: Ya he is so hot in that picture. What a daddy!

by Best gurl Eva December 02, 2018

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 04, 2023