by thisguynoonecaresabout March 8, 2017
Get the pulled a my dadmug. Adv.
To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019
Get the Dad fastmug. Dad is your superhero your livesaver what ever
When he says „you are forever my Little Princess"
Its the truth its hard to see when your daughter grow up or have her First crush
Your Dad would do everything for you
He loves you no matter what you do
In Love your proud daughter Love you Daddy
When he says „you are forever my Little Princess"
Its the truth its hard to see when your daughter grow up or have her First crush
Your Dad would do everything for you
He loves you no matter what you do
In Love your proud daughter Love you Daddy
Dad:dont be too Late at home Princess
Daughter: Dad!!
Dad:So I Tell you what can Happen if you too late
An example you could be kidnappped!..
Daughter:You win Dad!..<3
Daughter: Dad!!
Dad:So I Tell you what can Happen if you too late
An example you could be kidnappped!..
Daughter:You win Dad!..<3
by Annanass_. January 2, 2017
Get the Dadmug. When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.
You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!
by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025
Get the Bar Dadmug. by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022
Get the Sec dadmug. When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
Get the Dad Poemmug. Charlie's dad wakes up in the morning witch a 1cm pice off wood in his pants he goes down stairs to see his kids and accidentally got his daughter pregnant and his son got an other erection when his dads oak wood when's into his earthly bumhole
Charlie's dad has morning wood
by Pugsarefuckingsexy January 26, 2019
Get the Charlie's dadmug.