cunt judy

a horrible decrepit old wench that meddles in your personal life

Don't get involved with that cunt judy, she'll put a spell on you man!

by Patme December 12, 2008

Cunt Stage

After those who are generally cunts by nature become very drunk, (esp. from gin) and get very loud and aggressive towards all.

'Lads! Fraz is in cunt stage again!!'
'Fraz was in cunt stage and got pissed on!!'

by the tramp and co October 15, 2007

Gammy Cunt

A person who is acting like a total dick, or an arsehole and being inconsiderate.

"You know that pint Alex was drinking, I pissed in it."

"Oh my god, you gammy cunt !"

by Abbyy182 February 26, 2009

cunt gobbling

the act of viciously devouring one's vagina.

"Man, there was some hardcore cunt gobbling going on between those two lesbos."

by AJ Starkey June 19, 2008

cunt envy

when a man is jealous of his wife or girlfriend's relationship with his female colleagues. Usually occurs because said man is afraid that his worlds are colliding and there may be unwanted transfer of information between the females, or that in the course of their innocent conversation over a hot beverage they will end up in bed together. this causes extra confusion for the male as he is torn as to wether he actually likes this idea.

Man 1: I've got to stop my wife having coffee with my suckutary

man 2: why ?
Man 1 : I'm worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian sex.
man 2: you wish don't be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of cunt envy

by crystal1 June 11, 2013

cold as a cunt

When the weather is so cold, you shout this in the street to let everyone know how cold it is.

"Fuck me, it is as cold as a cunt out here"

by BigGayBernard January 25, 2014

counter cunt

A person with zero social etiquette who is extremely rude to people when working the counter or cash register at
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.

Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."

Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and

reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"

by Urban Princess23 February 3, 2014