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pad crack

When a female bends over and you can see her pad out the top of her underwear and shorts
*female 1 bends over*
Female 2: "honey.... You have pad crack.."
Female 1: "oh my god how embarrASSing!!"
by liam padcraic aiken April 29, 2015
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Crack Baby

A person whos mother did large amounts of crack when she was pregnant and as a result thwy have a crack addiction
-Kane Rick is a Crack Baby
by RealDude123 June 4, 2015
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Crack Whore

Kylie Minogue, OBE (born 28 May 1968), often known simply as Kylie, is an Australian singer, songwriter, and actress.
'OMG - She's such a Kylie Crack Whore!' or 'Bing-Kylie-Tan'
by Blue Billy June 29, 2015
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crack

Something you shouldn't do. Stay in school kids..
Friend: "hey want some crack?! All the cool kids are doing it"

You: "no thanks that's bad"
by ggal September 15, 2015
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Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016
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Tooth crack

A crack sound in your teeth when you wiggle a loose tooth
1: Child: mom, my tooth made a cracking sound, is that normal?

Mom: yes Hun, it is very normal, I fact, it is called a tooth crack

(Also see liose tooth{
by XX_dragon__slayerxX July 18, 2016
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Crack Cocanal

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole
Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"
by eoz91 November 12, 2016
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