Can Umi Aisyah really knows how to sing? Lol
by syafinaz confirms that? November 19, 2023
1: phrase meaning yea im good
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea
by crazyredneck112 November 09, 2010
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
by BigDeekMans6969 March 12, 2021
'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 24, 2021
A woman that has had to many men and children.
A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.
A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.
The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.
A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.
The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
Jimmy: C'mon Jacob ask her out, the worst she can say is no!
Jacob: Aight I love Jessica so much this is my Only chance🤞🏿
Jacob:Hey, wanna take a walk in the park together?
Jessica: Ewww, I got a boyfriend and you ugly as fuck go KYS!
Jacob: bro what
Jacob: Aight I love Jessica so much this is my Only chance🤞🏿
Jacob:Hey, wanna take a walk in the park together?
Jessica: Ewww, I got a boyfriend and you ugly as fuck go KYS!
Jacob: bro what
by JacobDaSadGuy February 17, 2025