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pants beer

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.
Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.
by roddy- December 12, 2023
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beer headache

Ugghhh... that was a heavy duty party last night... ive glt a massive, uhh beer headache?
by xNerdProx August 27, 2016
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Root beer float

A blow job from Scott F. in a bowling alley men’s room.
by anonymous November 19, 2020
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Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.
"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
by fork my eye August 25, 2009
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beer with the top down

Going to therippers for drinks.
Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?

A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
by Madam patterson April 26, 2024
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Pants beer

Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.

Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.

Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!
by TD126 December 11, 2023
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beer fridge

A second refridgerator, usually kept in the basement or garage of a house
There's another six pack in the beer fridge downstairs.
by nick_g December 11, 2011
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