Apple party

The act of shoving multiple Granny Smith apples in ones asshole, very popular in Nigeria.

“Hey Brett want to have a quick Apple party before class?”

by QQQ69 August 28, 2018

apple

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Apple

apple is a baddie who posts edits of animals on Camtasia 8, so she is a badass

Apple is so uglyyyyyyy
why there apple

by applezarecoolio January 17, 2018

apple sauce

god

"apple sauce striked on the stupid people of earth because they were eating apples"

by appleasuce October 29, 2021

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

appling up the apple man

Appling the Apple Man (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/

The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.

Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.

Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.

"I was posted by the corner store when the Apple Man slid through smellin' like straight orchard... had to step up and start appling up the Apple Man, you already know."

by Appling Man March 5, 2025

Apple

Bruh,are you joking? You looked up APPLE for god sake here just-ya know what fine and apple is a fruit god damn it

''i love apples''

by Animalcrossingislife June 29, 2020