double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
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Tuna can

Someone who just got released from a job or duty. Typically, because they were unfit for the role or lazy.
Harmer was tuna canned from sales. His new nickname, ergo “tuna can”.
by User 2000 January 12, 2021
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 21, 2018
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
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the worst she can say is no

This is what your friend said to you if you're about to ask your crush to go on a date
Jimmy: C'mon Jacob ask her out, the worst she can say is no!
Jacob: Aight I love Jessica so much this is my Only chance🤞🏿

Jacob:Hey, wanna take a walk in the park together?
Jessica: Ewww, I got a boyfriend and you ugly as fuck go KYS!
Jacob: bro what
by JacobDaSadGuy February 17, 2025
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can town

A beautiful town with cans for citizens that was created by WV (wayward vagabond)in homestuck
HOMESTUCK fan 1:can town was so cute!,right?
HOMESTUCK fan 2:yeah!
by BEC NOIR August 11, 2019
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DO YOUR HOMEWORK can you do my homework for me
by i w a n t t o d i e December 13, 2017
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