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David

David a kiddo who is dumb ass fuck and never can fuck with anybody because his dick is to small
Oh it's david let's get the fuck out of here
by Firearmswntiation May 25, 2019
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david migneault

A cute tender butt hole. Generaly, it’s used to put multiple sex toys in it.
Can I dip my rod in your tight David Migneault?
I want you make my David Migneault bleed!
by Zizi123456 December 25, 2018
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Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
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David

*Another word for describing someone of Asian decent.

*David is a very popular name for a Chinese man. Its seen as good luck if you name your child david, great riches will come your way!
Me "Were are you from?"

You "I'm from china"
Me "oh so you're a david?"
by Davidsareamazing November 24, 2021
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David

The nigga who takes one look on a girl and instant gets them
Person 1:how did he get her so fast
Person 2: because his a David
by Pine3061 October 4, 2021
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David

the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019
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