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Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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Vagina

Guy: Rob just bought a new truck. A Chevy 1500.
Guy 2: Is that the one with the big vagina under the hood?
Guy 1: Yea, it sounds like a giant queef when you stomp on the gas.
by Skippy_Sanchez October 22, 2018
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vagina built

Basically a guy that lacks communication and cries when things don’t go their way bc they’re little bitches.
why Did Tito subtweet me instead of talking to me about the problem? Because he’s vagina built.
by Vagina built March 26, 2020
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Vagina

I slipped my foot into the vagina of the shoe (the opening.)
He came in through the vagina of the house (the front door.)
I put the basketball right through the vagina of the basket (made a basket.)
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 1, 2019
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Vagina

The places that gives u pleasures :)
Running down my vaginaaaa
by Bignoseshordy February 15, 2021
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Vagina Bro

A Bro who was born with a Vagina. The best of both worlds
Me and Vagina Bro striked out at the bar, so we scored with eachother.
by DJ Skidless April 11, 2025
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vagina

wet, sticky, and pleasant. aka meatloaf.
kid: hey did you see her vagina
guy: yeah it’s so nice *moans slightly*
by _pseudonym_? December 17, 2021
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