tom the tomato

A sunburnt fatass, pulling an Alfalfa haircut

That tom the tomatoe is a fucking tool.

by Fat_Guy_In_A_Little_Coat May 15, 2017

tom

straight up autism like the actual definition of autism, he’s VERY scary lookin and has a funny voice, kinda perverted and has extremely dry hands, nonstop texts you makes you wanna shoot someone :)

bro tom is making me go insane he’s so annoying.

by CAILOUSBIGPEEN123 May 30, 2019

Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

alwin tom

plays chess very well but not that much of a pro..loves his boy gang and always wants to hang out with 'em. His best friend is also an Alwin

Alwin tom is boring

by Sicillian May 31, 2021

tom

the guy with the hugest dick ever bigger than everyone else’s in the whole world and nobody can do anything about it it is just so big that it hurts.

woah tom your dick is massive

by frogger666 November 22, 2021

Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time

“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today”

by Darien the driver February 1, 2022

Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.

Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.

by Poontangclan December 1, 2018