Happy Claus

A pedophile santa claus that does bad things in the night

Hello {KID, Ho Ho Ho! I am Happy Claus

by mandaoaskslakdls December 8, 2012

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happy hour

At a swinger party, the one time where all of the men and women climax. This event is very rare and only happens to the luckiest of people.

"Bro, it was happy hour at that swinger party! the moaning noise was at 69 decibels!"

"damn, son"

by Anqrygole May 6, 2018

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Happiness

The opposite of sad.

You: What is happiness?
Friend: Something I don't have.

by KitKat36272726272 April 23, 2018

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happiness

something i dont have

person 1: i have happiness
person 2: well i dont

by im sad and empty inside August 6, 2018

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Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

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happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.

Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle

by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016

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