Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala October 31, 2015

Snake in a bottle

a penis inside a vagina

Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."

by Edgar Tarsh November 09, 2019

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 March 15, 2017

Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 02, 2020

Snakes and Alligators

Meaning I'm really busy, really busy, or swamped with task.

Man 1: How has work been lately?
Man 2: Dude, Snakes and Alligators! We've been swamped lately!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025

ledge snake

When someone is stopping you from getting back onto the stage in Super Smash Bros.

Stop being a ledge snake Tomas and let me grab the ledge.

by nmorganelli March 05, 2021