fresh water whales

Fat people trying to swim in a pool.

Fresh water whales can't play basketball in water or land.

by john dogood December 1, 2014

I see water

Hey look there's some water

Guy 1 I see water
Guy 2 yeah that's some nice water ya got there

by unicornsssssssssssssssssssssss May 15, 2020

Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best

I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!

by Mikeox big November 29, 2019

Water the Fish Tank

To put water into one of the huge Brita pitchers.

Running low on the water, time to water the fish tank!

by thatthugnamedtom February 9, 2010

igor the water dragon

Code name for long slimy dick

"Bitch open wide here comes igor the water dragon"

by SEAmeNOW June 13, 2016

Glass Of Water Girl

A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.

Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.

by Not Chirpy June 29, 2021