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migration time

migration time is the length of time required for a flatulent to migrate from the turdholder, out through whatever clothing is present, to be experienced by awaiting noses.---Migration time is greatly affected by types and layers of clothing. For instance, a very baggy shorts, or kilts, allow for very short migration time. It is believed that Albert Einstein's initial theory of relativity somehow involved migration time from a monks robe.
Due to Gilberto's migration time misjudgement, everyone in the elevator thought he shit his pants.
by scottoff November 7, 2007
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fang time

when your cuspids (or canines) are longer than usual, making you look like a vampire.
I thought about buying some vampire teeth so I can be Blade for Comicon, but I don't think I need it. I got some serious fang time going on.
by Gnezz12 May 24, 2012
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time in a bottle

omg liek jeff still uses time in a bottle
by sekio March 24, 2004
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time shitter

someone who shits away time....
"Dude, stop time shitting! You're supposed to be studying!"
"Spending time on the the b9 board is not time shitting! And look at you. You're the time shitter, playing games all day. At least i am laughing my ass away."
by los urbanos December 9, 2009
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moozik time

The statement commonly used when asking whether or not the shite on tv is infact utter shite or watchable.
by Pointy Head May 16, 2004
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bunda time

That time of day when you get to gaze upon a phat bunda.
by billeh January 27, 2021
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