Australian Phone Call

A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.

I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.

by PaneraBoy January 7, 2024

Call Luigi for Help

When you are in a sticky situation that you can not solve yourself, so you request help from somebody who knows what to do.

Jake: Damnit! My car is broken down
Jane: Babe, Why dont you call luigi for help?
Jake: Hmm.. Good idea! *He would call AAA To tow his car to the shop*

by uiopuiopuiuiopiui January 8, 2024

Calls

Calls is a nickname commonly utilized by those named Callum. Generally, as not the brightest of folks, this is a play on their inability to spell their own shortened name having attempted to write Cal. As a result of this, this nickname is used to:

a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity

Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.

Me: 'Hey Calls'
Callum: 'Yup'
Me: Silent internal hysteria

by Stickydragon January 17, 2024

Call Of Duty Advanced Warfare

Garbage

I HATE CALL OF DUTY ADVANCED WARFARE

by JADFAVE2 January 17, 2024

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

Called To Pee

You are the people who pee on jelly fish stings

Hey gary its time your Called To Pee

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024