5 for a quickie

5 dollars for the hooker to give you a handjob

Stella works as a hooker and is asking a stranger for 5 for a quickie.

by Djfshdg it s Shakespeare September 18, 2022

december 5

national send nudes to everyone in your contacts

hey here are some of my nudes because it is december 5
uhh no thx
dc here

by profnude sender December 3, 2020

november 5

post your favourite ex

Today is November 5th I’m gunna post my ex !

by ineedmyexback November 5, 2022

December 5

National crazy hair day!

Me: has crazy hair
Friend: why is your hair crazy
Me: its december 5!

by JustTheDayss December 5, 2020

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it means gud or sum like that

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by oceanicrealm January 1, 2024

spec 5

1. Food for Trans Ams, Z28's, and anything else with an engine.

2. Fast in the not quite a sports car, awkward underpowered overmufflered foreign sedan.

Was that guy in the spec 5 serious?

by GONKGONKGONK May 13, 2009

5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.

Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.

by fishyeggos August 3, 2023