Retard

Someone who is slow and really dumb

My friend Alex Zoci is a retard

by Alex zoci April 22, 2019

Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it

Oh damn John just retard crap

by Funcky John June 22, 2022

Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"

Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.

by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024

Retard

Someone being extra dumb

Me: I’ll go in twitter
Me: watches dumb video
Person 1 replies: retard moment
Retarded person 2: dOnT sAy R WoRd

by Bruh momento69420 September 14, 2020

Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024

retard male

A male superior all other male complexes such as alpha and sigma males.

Yo, that nigga Trey is a straight retard male.

by Dontavius Bartholomew Lookmaxx January 1, 2025

retard

boomers.

ok retard

by SATANICA.EXE December 3, 2019