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Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted
"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"
by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023
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Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 29, 2017
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crush post

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.
Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...
by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011
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Saggy Post

A post or some form of uploaded media to the internet that was submitted around a decade ago.
The post is old and was not widely popular at any time of its being. Some of these posts are seen by people on the internet by people in the present and it is peculiar how they got there. There is usually no way to find the person responsible to that post without extensive research.
Boy: "Dude what's this picture of an old iPod and a girl with it?"
Boy 2: "Oh I'm not sure, I was just scrolling through the internet and it's from 2007... A Saggy Post"
Boy: "Huh, neat."
Boy: *Likes and comments on the post*
by OrangeSponge! January 14, 2019
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Post-Thrash

Synonym to groove metal that references the genre's background in thrash metal.
Chaos A.D. is my favorite post-thrash record.
by Gucciandmoneyz October 5, 2025
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jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.
Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
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