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WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK UP PORN

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK UP PORN

by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022

Brexit Porn

Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.

Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?

I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.

by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022

Pooping porn

When you just want to eat shit

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit

by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023

porn

the thing you find looking through your dads computer history and work files.

(kid) dad i found some pictures on the computer.

(dad) what pictures?

(kid) these.

(dad) (shit those are my porn files)

by stovO33 May 23, 2023

Porn

You know what it is.

You don't need to know how to use porn in a sentence.

by GalacticTacoz August 2, 2018

No Porn November

A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate while watching Pornographic Content and should try it's best to not see porn at all but is still allowed to ejaculate normally for the whole month of November.

Dum Dude: Yo, you doin' No Nut November?
Smart Guy: Nah, that's hella unhealthy both mentally and physically. I'm doing No Porn November, wich is actually mentally healthy for you.

by 0SM1 December 3, 2020

Porn Feet

A condition where people are born with feet where each toe is longer than the other from the pinkie to the big toe in an ascending direction. Feet like this are accentuated especially when the big toe sticks out like a sore thumb. These feet are called porn feet because in most porn videos the actors always happen to have these kinda feet. Hence…porn feet.

Jake has porn feet

Alyssa has a foot fetish and only dates men with porn feet.

by lilacgirl97 February 18, 2024