by Kk1212 November 3, 2013
Get the wikipedia personmug. A pigeon person has the same traits as a pigeon and its relationship to person that feeds it. If you see a pigeon and you feed it - after it won't fuck off. A pigeon person is when you preform some act of kindness towards the pigeon person and then they won't leave you alone then after, thinking that they are bff's with you and not giving you any time alone when your in public.
Person1:"Hows you new bestie?"
Person2:"He's not my fucking friend, I seen him on his own in school so I talked to him and now he won't fuck off."
Person1:"Sounds like a Pigeon Person to me."
Pigeon Loner
Person2:"He's not my fucking friend, I seen him on his own in school so I talked to him and now he won't fuck off."
Person1:"Sounds like a Pigeon Person to me."
Pigeon Loner
by Shitionary May 16, 2016
Get the pigeon personmug. He was Person -1 before. The evil guy of the imaginary planet. Once in a eon, Person i and Person 32 will battle.
The planet is dark, a little wind blows, just a single shabby house in a middle of a great nowhere.
Person -1: It's so dark. I can't see...
Lightning strikes.
Person -1: My life is torture...
Person -1: I must find the root of all this sadness and emptiness.
Person -1 comes out.
Person -1: It must be here. Just go downwards.
Person -1 starts digging.
Hours go by, Person -1 is exhausted, but still digging.
Person -1: It keeps getting colder and darker. I feel it... I am getting close...
Under the next scoop of rocks and dirt, bingo.
Person -1: This must be it. Just gotta break this big pearl of curse.
*Person -1 punches the curse core*
The core of curse shattered.
Suddenly, an earthquake kicked in immediately.
Person -1: Wait. This isn't right!
Person -1: MY VALUE IS... NEGATIVE ONE!!!!
√-1 = i
Person -1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEOEOEEUOGUHOGHGH
*Person -1 turn s into Person i*
Person i: What am i doing in the very center of this planet?
(his memory was wiped after the transformation)
Person i: Ugh, fine. Gotta climb to the surface.
Person -1: It's so dark. I can't see...
Lightning strikes.
Person -1: My life is torture...
Person -1: I must find the root of all this sadness and emptiness.
Person -1 comes out.
Person -1: It must be here. Just go downwards.
Person -1 starts digging.
Hours go by, Person -1 is exhausted, but still digging.
Person -1: It keeps getting colder and darker. I feel it... I am getting close...
Under the next scoop of rocks and dirt, bingo.
Person -1: This must be it. Just gotta break this big pearl of curse.
*Person -1 punches the curse core*
The core of curse shattered.
Suddenly, an earthquake kicked in immediately.
Person -1: Wait. This isn't right!
Person -1: MY VALUE IS... NEGATIVE ONE!!!!
√-1 = i
Person -1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEOEOEEUOGUHOGHGH
*Person -1 turn s into Person i*
Person i: What am i doing in the very center of this planet?
(his memory was wiped after the transformation)
Person i: Ugh, fine. Gotta climb to the surface.
by The person creator October 9, 2025
Get the Person imug. There were no lights, no sounds, no smells. Only silence and endless space around. Person 33 opened his eyes and found himself standing in the middle of an absolute void.
Person 33 : Who am I? Where am I? I don't remember everything from my life.
Person 33 took out his phone. It was as new - without any information. No internet. He turned on the flashlight
He looked at himself - sweatpants, a white T-shirt, sneakers. Muscular body and big palms.
Person 33 : Anybody here? HEYYYYY!
But there was nothing besides him.
Person 33 : Is this an afterlife? A simulation? I don't want to stay here forever!
Person appeared out of nowhere. He was normal height, a little overweight, wearing glasses and a business suit. Looks like about 35 years old.
Person 34 : You don't remember anything either?
Person 33 : The only thing I know is that I am person 33. I am glad that I am not alone here.
Person 34 : Well , I am person 34. Why are we numbers? This really fells like a simulation with brain , but our memory got deleted.
Person 33 : Whoever did this, get us out of here when you're done with your experiments. We definitely are alive.
Another person appears out of nothing. A tall ,skinny , pale , blonde , young woman with a very very long braid dressed in a black suit.
Person 35 : Who are you?
Person 33 : I don't know. I am just Person 33.
Person 34 : This is some kind of simulation.
Minute passes
Person 34 : We can't just stay here and do nothing. Let's play a game.
Person 33 : Who am I? Where am I? I don't remember everything from my life.
Person 33 took out his phone. It was as new - without any information. No internet. He turned on the flashlight
He looked at himself - sweatpants, a white T-shirt, sneakers. Muscular body and big palms.
Person 33 : Anybody here? HEYYYYY!
But there was nothing besides him.
Person 33 : Is this an afterlife? A simulation? I don't want to stay here forever!
Person appeared out of nowhere. He was normal height, a little overweight, wearing glasses and a business suit. Looks like about 35 years old.
Person 34 : You don't remember anything either?
Person 33 : The only thing I know is that I am person 33. I am glad that I am not alone here.
Person 34 : Well , I am person 34. Why are we numbers? This really fells like a simulation with brain , but our memory got deleted.
Person 33 : Whoever did this, get us out of here when you're done with your experiments. We definitely are alive.
Another person appears out of nothing. A tall ,skinny , pale , blonde , young woman with a very very long braid dressed in a black suit.
Person 35 : Who are you?
Person 33 : I don't know. I am just Person 33.
Person 34 : This is some kind of simulation.
Minute passes
Person 34 : We can't just stay here and do nothing. Let's play a game.
Person 35 : How can we play if we only have a void?
Person 34 : I gave you an idea , let's think of something. It will be better than losing sanity no matter what.
A watermelon appears
Person 35 : mmm , there is something going on
Person 33 : catches watermelon and tries to break it with his hands.
Person 34 : I will help you. Give me your hand so I can move to you.
Person 33 : Okay.
Person 33 and 34 : Break watermelon after 2 minutes of hitting.
Person 33 : Person 35 , you are too far. (to person 34) Throw me to Person 35 and catch me so we can eat this watermelon.
Person 34 : as you say
Person 33-35 : start to eat the watermelon
Purple spherical light bulb that glows with bright ultraviolet light appears.
Person 35 : This is interesting. I haven't seen something like that.
Person 35 catches the bulb and smiles.
Person 33 :Useful , I can turn off my flashlight so phone battery won't die.
Compass , which arrow rotates very fast in all directions appears.
Person 34 : Magnetic field here is very strange. (Puts compass in his pocket)
Person 34 : We can play tic-tac-toe by scratching the hard flesh on the watermelon rind.
Person 35 : Great idea!
Person 33 (X) vs Person 34 (O)
NNN
NXO
NNN
NNO
NXO
XNN
NNO
NXO
XNX
ONO
NXO
XXX
Person 33 won.
Person 34 : I gave you an idea , let's think of something. It will be better than losing sanity no matter what.
A watermelon appears
Person 35 : mmm , there is something going on
Person 33 : catches watermelon and tries to break it with his hands.
Person 34 : I will help you. Give me your hand so I can move to you.
Person 33 : Okay.
Person 33 and 34 : Break watermelon after 2 minutes of hitting.
Person 33 : Person 35 , you are too far. (to person 34) Throw me to Person 35 and catch me so we can eat this watermelon.
Person 34 : as you say
Person 33-35 : start to eat the watermelon
Purple spherical light bulb that glows with bright ultraviolet light appears.
Person 35 : This is interesting. I haven't seen something like that.
Person 35 catches the bulb and smiles.
Person 33 :Useful , I can turn off my flashlight so phone battery won't die.
Compass , which arrow rotates very fast in all directions appears.
Person 34 : Magnetic field here is very strange. (Puts compass in his pocket)
Person 34 : We can play tic-tac-toe by scratching the hard flesh on the watermelon rind.
Person 35 : Great idea!
Person 33 (X) vs Person 34 (O)
NNN
NXO
NNN
NNO
NXO
XNN
NNO
NXO
XNX
ONO
NXO
XXX
Person 33 won.
by mbxjsy October 8, 2025
Get the Person 33mug. At first I thought Drew was emo, but then I realized that he loved himself, so he had to be an ego person.
by Furnald December 31, 2007
Get the ego personmug. by AngryMadMan February 7, 2021
Get the Twitter personmug. 1) In a safer environment, someone who will go tell the boss on you so that they can get you in trouble 2) In a more dangerous environment, someone who will get physically violent with you
1) The other day, she vented to the wrong person. Now she’s in trouble and might get fired.
2) He thinks he can talk to everybody however he wants, but one day he’s going to piss off the wrong person.
2) He thinks he can talk to everybody however he wants, but one day he’s going to piss off the wrong person.
by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023
Get the Wrong personmug.