joe montana

when you stick your fingers in one's ass and then wipe under the eyes like a football player

i gave that chick a joe montana....

by roachjuice August 14, 2006

Joe Biden

A rotting, dementia ridden carcass. A washed up political hack and embarrassment to the United States and the human race. Consistent record of plagiarizing other politicians. Racist, who said black and Hispanic people don’t know how to use the internet. Bought and paid for by the CCP and the Silicon Valley Cartel. Support of the radical leftists Blue Anon conspiracies.

Commonly referred to as grandpa earpiece.

Joe Biden is a babbling fool, who is wheeled out from time to time to write his name on a piece of paper. He has no clue what he’s signing.

by Godblessdjt March 8, 2021

Joe Blow

Term for a slightly less-than-average person only accepted by his peers because he/she boosts their self-esteem due to their ignorance or lack of intelligence. Also begs others to the extremities of their nerves for money/materials. Can be used as a nick-name or noun/pronoun.

Joe:hey Jackson, got any money i spent all mine on gummy bears & weed.

Jackson:(speaking to Walt). Gosh he really makes me mad hes such a Jew.

Walt: Yea he's such a Joe Blow.

by Its Hunter B February 23, 2009

Joe Biden

The 46th president of the United States

Joe Biden won the election

by Joe Biden is great January 25, 2021

Joe Biden

Joe Biden - synonymous with 'fuck up.'

Man, I really pulled a Joe Biden on that pull-out!

by Felonious Sexsmith August 20, 2021

Joe Biden

A senile old man who doesn’t even know where he is right now.

Hey there folks, I’m Joe Biden’s husband.

by Nig- August 7, 2021

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a senile puppet and a joke. He can barely get a coherent sentence out and when he can its almost always in reference to an underage girl. The man is a wreck. In 47 years he has accomplished nothing, yet the left props him up as the most popular president in American history. He was brought into office because of the liberal mob hating the republican candidate so much that they'd settle for the puppet. So far, all he's done is royally screw up our economy, put the country even farther into debt, and fall up some stairs.

Joe Biden and the leftist government are doing great things for our country!

-No one ever

by Fishing is cool July 20, 2021