Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.
John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
by bjdoorknob August 07, 2012
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touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
by dickscrambler February 03, 2016
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Creedle Muffin

1. Someone who hangs around more than they are wanted.

2. A creepy guy hitting on girls.
Jimmy wouldn't leave me alone, he's such a creedle muffin.
by Neard September 02, 2008
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muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.
you muffin driver
by gym bob January 16, 2009
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wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!
by anonymous89buttsex July 16, 2008
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Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces
"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
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