John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
by bjdoorknob August 07, 2012
When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
by dickscrambler February 03, 2016
by Neard September 02, 2008
you muffin driver
by gym bob January 16, 2009
1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
by anonymous89buttsex July 16, 2008
"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025