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muffin liner

similar to a cupcake liner, instead of a female condom it is instead a dental dam.
boyfriend- hey babe id like to taste your rainbow but i know you got da herp.

girlfriend- no worries boo i got a muffin liner in the top drawer. we all good
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muffin smuggling

When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
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Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
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Mr Muffin

Mr Muffin is from the popular web series, ASDFMovie, and is probably the most iconic character. He is known for wanting to die and for others to eat him. He also has two songs...
Mr Muffin: Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks Mr Muffin.
Mr Muffin: But I wanna die!
by Elidacucumber July 1, 2024
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Muffin

A vagina that is puffy and sticks out
Damn that’s a plump muffin!
by Asher Ramses July 9, 2024
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Muffin

A kind and generous man who is extremely wholesome. A man who bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. A man with deep emotional intelligence and is not afraid to show his softer side.
Can also be used to described something generally cute and heartwarming.

EST. M COOK 2023
Omg! He is such a muffin

You should go on a date with him, he is so muffin
That’s so muffin

The way he talks about you is really muffin
by M Cook July 19, 2024
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Muffin

A man who is kind hearted, generous and extremely wholesome. A man that bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. He is also so comfortable in his masculinity, that he can show a softer side and has emotion intelligent.

The term ‘muffin’ can also be used in the context of generally cute things or heart warming.

EST M COOK 2024
Omg! He is so muffin

You should totally go on a date with him, he is a muffin.

He makes me a tea in bed every morning, so muffin!
by M Cook July 19, 2024
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