man puddy

A man that is completely controlled by his girlfriend and can not maintain a social life outside of her reach.

Mike used to be cool and hangout with the boys, now he's just man puddy.

man puddy by the ham October 26, 2005

man comb 

a llama that has wings and can sprint without licking itself

gay man " wow look at that man comb"
normal man " where is it over the rainbow or sumthin."
gay man " oh yes thats it!"

man comb by elle and mary April 6, 2007

man-douche 

man-douche. ( moosh )To clense the hot sweety sticky feeling (some times caused by hot summer days) in the crack or taint . Known too increase after a bowl movement where inproper wipeing and or clensing was done.....

Dude I feel very unfresh, I need to go moosh. (man-douche)

man-douche by doc h November 10, 2007

Man-Boob-Syndrome (MBS) 

this is a highly contagious and awful disease wich starts in the pectorals and makes them grow to resemble a womans chest...fellas if uve been feelin "bouncy" lately....go get a bra!

INsult: o go fondle you man boobs! (sca kids do not steal~!)

Man-Boob-Syndrome (MBS) by danielle April 14, 2005

man whore 

A man that tries to hang out with girls from the Socialist Party in the hopes that he will one day get into their pants.

Look at Leon Trotsky Jr. over there, he's such a man whore!

man whore by RoninRogue August 27, 2009

Man United

finished

Girl: Baby, why did you call me?
Boy: Our relationship is Man United

Man United by trumpisclearofbiden April 3, 2022

man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.

Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!

man crush monday by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013