I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe

When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me

by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018

I'm gonna throw my shit around!

In this context, "I'm gonna throw my shit around!" means to throw one's strength or power around right before they're about to do something badass.

"I'M GONNA THROW MY SHIT AROUND!!!"

by GenhisChiggisTemujinKhan December 17, 2024

I'm a switch!

I'm a bottom in denial

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom

by FlutterVaporeon February 22, 2024

I'm a

A self-absorbed term used too much on the daily.

"I'm a great person who deserves everything."

by mae1alv April 24, 2022

Yes I'm

When you can't spell the last sentence of a fucking word

Guy 1: Wanna go to the party? You in?
Guy 2: Yes I'm!

by Yes i'm February 4, 2022

I'm Killed

Another way of saying "I'm dead"

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.

by X9od September 28, 2023