The fly on the car

When you’re already having a bad day and then something else happens and it just tips you over the edge.

Origin: Like when you swerve off the road and your car is teetering on a cliff edge and your weight is just barely keeping it from falling off the mountain. But then a fly lands on the car and you plummet over the edge of the cliff.

*accidentally sharts on an already bad day* “ah man, well ain’t that just the fly on the car!”

by Fatimama December 17, 2024

vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 14, 2025

Eagle Fly Free

Beautiful song by Helloween. The power metal anthem in my eyes.

I created my own tapping solo at the end of Eagle Fly Free

by UltimateDoge July 23, 2023

yung fly foo

steadygeeked always fly i ❤️ 🔥 weed and bad bittys always 10 steps ahead i fein for my ex draco geo rivera imma ⭐️ n a genie u might get blessed if u come across me smoking 2 blunts i ❤️ 🔥 gucci mane & bun b i cuss out foreign bitches 4/20 i ❤️ 🔥 car meets they so 😊 i ❤️ 🔥 thugs that gangsta in public & a sweetheart in private i keep everything 3hunna no amo thotties like sosa said foo 😮 SM☆KING BIG W☆☆DS 4/20 ❤️ 🔥 goth bitches who slit they wrist then lean come shootin out 😮 2 high 2 cheat my soul smell like weed i ❤️ 🔥 hood foo’s i ❤️ 🔥 bad bittys who know they the shit 1000
I miss u
I miss
I mi
I'm
I'm get
I'm getting
I'm getting high af

random foo: “you smoke 2 much yung fly foo”
yung fly foo: “you bitch 2 much”

by steaydgeeked November 21, 2021

flying toolkit

being fucked like a motherfucker 3 times over

ive got 66 guns im a flying toolkit. see my red rolling gunsafe? thats a flying toolkit. totes.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2021

The Flying Barrett

The monster known to walk the halls of Notre Dame Academy. The Flying Barrett is an object of hate for Boston College High School. Anyone who has hooked up with The Flying Barrett will forever be rashed on. The Flying Barrett is a close relative to the Flying Dutchman, hence the name. There are unconfirmed reports that The Flying Barrett is a leading member of the notorious Munching Men gang of Melrose.

Also see: The Barrett

Guy 1: Dude guess who Reed hooked up with at the party last night?

Guy 2: Who?

Guy 1: The Flying Barrett!! Haha

Guy 2: Oh no, not again. Is he still alive after that?

by biscy March 14, 2012

a fly thing

When some dumb shit can't remember what a fly is called. They've just said it but they're not quite sure if it's correct.

Ben -OMG my mum just killed a fly thing with an electric bat thing

by Bethisabossassbitch September 24, 2015