Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

Donkey Cunt

A female of severely low intelligence who is without class and is always begging for an ass-beating because she hates herself so much.

Stay far away from Donkey Cunt unless you want to see just how deeply a useless person could hate themselves and still be alive.

by DayofReckoning January 19, 2024

Donkey-bad

Refers to someone that is extremely bad at a task or a game and should quit.

You're Donkey-bad.

by Limiteb January 28, 2024

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024

Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024

donkey cheer

Giving false support to a movement or ideology.
To be seen as shallowly virtuous without giving proper thought or appropriate analysis to a thing.
Agreeing with the mob or popular opinion without forming one’s own defense of such a position

He never had an argument for his social justice position. He followed the crowd and gave a donkey cheer at the right moments.

by Hugh Wards February 10, 2024

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023