Formerly known as the IQ crew from Circuit City. Fire Dog is a sad reincarnation of a computer repair service that failed miserably. Now, instead of just messing up your computer, they now have the ability to destroy your home theater equipment as well. If this isn't enough, they will dress in an amazingly strange combination of neon green and black. The name Fire Dog is not going to help this company either.
Check in:
Customer - "I need my computer fixed."
Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."
Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."
Fire Dog - "Okay."
Check out:
Customer - "Where are all my files?"
Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"
Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.
Fire Dog - "Should I care?"
Customer - "I need my computer fixed."
Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."
Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."
Fire Dog - "Okay."
Check out:
Customer - "Where are all my files?"
Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"
Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.
Fire Dog - "Should I care?"
by Michael Schmidt November 10, 2008
Get the Fire Dogmug. by Tbl Herp! March 28, 2011
Get the Hot-Doggingmug. 1. Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with a canine companion.
2. A derogatory phrase that can be said to a friend or acquaintance
2. A derogatory phrase that can be said to a friend or acquaintance
by Hirstwah May 18, 2014
Get the Dog Fuckermug. Common English name for NYCTEREUCTES PROCYONOIDES, a small nocturnal omnivorous canine that resembles a raccoon. Originally native to Japan (where it's endangered) but is spreading westward like a fungus. It now may be found raiding the trash bins of Prague.
Hey Bubba! Shoot that there raccoon dog! We kin git fifty bucks for the pelt an' them's good eatin' besides!
by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005
Get the raccoon dogmug. by DJ B Mac August 9, 2006
Get the dog humpingmug. by p.dogger February 19, 2012
Get the Pocket Dogmug. Awesome, brilliant.
Derived from the title role in a bestiality porn movie of the '80s. The plot --- as if one were necessary --- runs as follows. Dog, in the prime of its life, enjoys engaging in sexual intercourse with human females. Dog has a crisis of faith and begins fooling around with men. Dog finally comes to his doggy senses and females start to give the dog a bone once more.
Derived from the title role in a bestiality porn movie of the '80s. The plot --- as if one were necessary --- runs as follows. Dog, in the prime of its life, enjoys engaging in sexual intercourse with human females. Dog has a crisis of faith and begins fooling around with men. Dog finally comes to his doggy senses and females start to give the dog a bone once more.
Mike: I hear Oliver had a pretty sordid night out on the town last week. Filthy bugger.
Chris: That's King Dog man!
Oliver: Come on now, you do know what "King Dog" actually means. It's disgusting. Don't use that phrase in front of me again.
Mike, Chris: KING DOG!
<high fives all round>
Chris: That's King Dog man!
Oliver: Come on now, you do know what "King Dog" actually means. It's disgusting. Don't use that phrase in front of me again.
Mike, Chris: KING DOG!
<high fives all round>
by Andrew "King Dog" Mitchell May 19, 2006
Get the King Dogmug.