crunch

you only receive

opposite of a munch

Last night was great I was a crunch

by jimmy darling January 3, 2023

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023

Crunch

Crunch

That kids a crunch

Jack is a crunch

by Quigleys January 7, 2023

Crundle-Thumber

A type of person that has a crafty bundle of tricks up the sleeve of his or her sweater, and thumbs through everyone else’s business except their own!

Can you believe it, Hilda? That no good

Crundle-Thumber, Jackie is at it again with the new couple two trailers down! Can’t she keep her dang opinions to herself? She has got me madder than a hornet in an old coke can, I’ll tell ya what…

by SpellingVee January 8, 2023

Crungle stump

A Crungle stump is a pair of balls that are huge,whale sized

Crungle stump ass balls

by Why would I regret this? January 13, 2023

Crunch

When your finna beat somebody up

I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game

by Littlemissdtm January 16, 2023

Crunch Mouth

Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.

Crunch Mouth; a small price to pay for dominating a bowl of the Captain's finest!

by @WallyGPX January 22, 2023