cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Krispy Cream

you put a donut on your dick and make your girl suck on it, once she sucks on the donut, you nut. that's a krispy cream!

Man 1: hey I got donut.
Man 2: are you going to Krispy Cream?

by Water Gooose December 26, 2020

caramel cream

When a guy ejaculates all over a light skinned Latina's anus and vagina whilst in doggy style position.

Guy: " dude I totally gave this Latina chick a caramel cream last night!"

by Mighty D August 27, 2018

Munch on the Cream

Eating ice cream. Doesn't require actually chewing it.

Person 1: Do you want ice cream?
Person 2 yeah I love to munch on the cream!

by cyclemanialightning July 28, 2023

Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.

"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Sour Cream

When the temptation of nutting raw in a tight one is made questionable by the appearance of the owner of said "tight one". But u still go for it with a slight cringe expression. Thus creating a "sour cream"

Did you see that ferrel chick Tom brought home yesterday? That would've been a sour cream

by Kowaibuns August 21, 2017