IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!

If you can do it better then go and do it yourself, but if you can't do it then dont trash talk.

IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB! :

You do the laundry yourself then!

But i dont know how!

Then IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!

by Hanguang-jun June 10, 2024

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

S can

Shit can

Can you please put this trash in the s can?

by #bsb December 31, 2016

Can

a handsome, sexy, tall guy. He is loved by everyone except his mother. He is really smart and he can actually get girls.
Can is the best guy.

girl 1: how was Can in bed last nightg?
girls 2: OMG he was sooo good. He is handsome and sexy. He also has a huge cock!
girls 1: OMG bestie!!

by Namazaki August 27, 2021

Can you help me pee?

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.

"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.

by skropll March 6, 2025

Can

Is a nickname for bear mace in Canada, bear mace is often used in altercations between people

"IL can you fam"

by lynx987 March 26, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025