Chocolate blow dryer

A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.

Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!

by Eng3dean August 20, 2016

Chocolate Covered Walnuts

When your balls are deep in an African American woman's mouth

I can't leave her, I would miss my chocolate covered walnuts

by ddawg9999 November 23, 2016

chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench

*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!

by Dhouse November 2, 2015

Banana dipped Chocolate

Banana Dipped Chocolate is when a guy gives a girl anal and she shits on your dick

Guy: Gives anal~

Girl: Shits on his dick~
Guy: Omg You just gave a banana Dipped Chocolate

by SniperYeet November 12, 2019

chocolate cake shake

An awesome drink made by blending a peace of chocolate cake

I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE SHAKES

by DatGuy Miller November 20, 2019

Chocolate covered cherry

When you have sex with a woman on her period. Then go to anal, and finish in her mouth.

I can't wait to give my girl the chocolate covered cherry position. She will love it.

by Entwinedkibbles December 23, 2019

chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019