Dad

He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK

My Dad left to get milk bye Dad

by IAMASICKFUCK May 18, 2020

Dad

I love you

Jonny:dad
Carrie:dad

Carrie and Jonny say I love you

by Milfsforlifw November 01, 2021

Dad

Something that you never meet

My dad left my family

by Ghknvgui March 11, 2018

Dad

Something you don’t have

UwU: Dad?
OwO: No.

by HwejfkjlqrbwEKJHvalj;h May 04, 2023

Dad

404 NotFound

Hey wanna come over to my dad's house?
whats that?
a house?
no, a dad?

by TittyTwister9000 April 28, 2021

dad

a person whose only purpose in life is to buy milk

person: yo u know that dude who went to go buy milk from Walmart 37 years ago and never found the right kind?

person 2: yup, that's my dad

by yoyo yomama May 18, 2022

Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021