Thank the Universe it's Friday

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

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Universe Damnit

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic-appropriate of expressing "God Damnit".

Universe Damnit! Wtf is happening? Don't you dare tell me that!

you are hot af, universe damnit! bs!

by LingDanc803 September 27, 2023

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Steven Universe

The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific

by Porky Fish October 4, 2023

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Her Universe

A vagina. (Usually used in a romantic setting)

"I am obsessed with her universe"
"His universe is very nice"
"They sent me dirty pics of their universe"

by I'm-having-fun December 2, 2020

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Middlesex University

Middlesex University is the smallest in the UK, the events are shit but wildddd. People who go here are hard af

Middlesex University is so small

by Kat007 December 17, 2020

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Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*

James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

by Jamesanator December 22, 2020

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