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bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019
mugGet the bad news bearsmug.

bears vs babies

"hey, you want to play bears vs babies?"
"yeah! let's eat some children!"
by a space lobster March 2, 2021
mugGet the bears vs babiesmug.

mexican poo bear

When a person takes a full bag of tortilla chips and pours a full can of queso cheese inside and uses their bare hands to paw the chips out.
I'm gonna mexican poo bear those chips!
by Tman202020 January 19, 2023
mugGet the mexican poo bearmug.

fuzzy yellow bear

A large hairy Asian gay man, who licks lollipops while squinting sideways.
That fuzzy yellow bear over there ate my asshole while watching Naruto.
by SquishyPig September 22, 2017
mugGet the fuzzy yellow bearmug.

The Anti-Social Bear

He is a very Anti-Social / emo bear who loves hugs from small children because he is a pm and child molester. He has no friends because he is Anti-Social. This definition may seem stupid and fake but it is the truest thing that is on the internet. He is not a joke.
He is Anti-Social just like the Anti-Social Bear.
by theantisocialaccountant October 15, 2017
mugGet the The Anti-Social Bearmug.

polar bear dip

When your screwing a girl in the snow and pull your penis out and dip it in the snow and then stick it back in her.
This one time I was with a girl and she yelled polar bear dip me when we were in the arctic
by Bmar123 February 15, 2018
mugGet the polar bear dipmug.

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