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Jaked

The act of getting inebriated because you received entirely too many shots from a man named Jake.

It could also be from just some asshole buying you too many shots…..call him ‘Jake’
Holy hell, Jen is really fucking Jaked right now.
by DV81 November 23, 2022
mugGet the Jakedmug.

Jake

Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.
"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"
by agjjgakowaohgwhoitgw April 22, 2021
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...
Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.
by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Jake has Massive cheeks
by Massivemidget69 April 14, 2022
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

he and Audrey need to date.
Audrey and Jake need to on a date (rhymes are fun)
by SMILEflowerRAINBOWSidfk November 21, 2021
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

To shit one's pants.
by Jdorth July 23, 2022
mugGet the Jakemug.

JAKE

Anugarh's husband
Oh is That Jake
by Hwihwi November 22, 2021
mugGet the JAKEmug.

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