douch fag

douch fag what a gay man uses to clean out his ass

dude josh is such a douch fag

dude nice

by IMMAFIREINMAHLAZORBLARG November 2, 2009

douche bag

All the guys from Jersey Shore.

Do you watch that show on MTV with all those douche bags in it??

by inelevater October 16, 2010

douch burger

Adj.=to be a burger of douch similar to a "douch bag" but more creative and more insulting. if you call someone a douch burger they should instantly realize that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and should manage their time with the person accordingly.

schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i love internal bombings err
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.

by juan pe petuch July 15, 2010

Douche bag

A douche bag is:

A some thing a prostitue or any women uses to clean out their vagina after un protected sex.

B some one who is generaly not a very nice person and is nasty to every one around them. Generaly applied to guys but girls count as well.

Eww is that a douche bag.

by Finnerty May 27, 2010

douche pocket

next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.

at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Source: image969, cumberland RI

by image969 July 23, 2008

douche bag

a person who shows up in a public place looking like a complete idiot, or does something so completely stupid that it makes people laugh on his be-half.

yo, look at that douche bag.

by Chesca April 6, 2008