Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

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beat

bushed
exhausted
frazzled
(plumb) tuckered out
knackered
worn out

I've been working all day and I'm about beat.

by rihojo April 22, 2015

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three shoe beating

A move used by Rolf on a quarter.

"TELL ME SHOE. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!?!"

by memeboi6942 June 7, 2021

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Chicken beat

When you try and type f_____g beat because you’re tired but Spellcheck turns it into ducken beat. After a while you start substituting chicken for ducken.

Sorry. I can’t make it. I’m chicken beat.

by LocalDan33 October 8, 2021

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