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fuckboy stink stick 

A fuckboy who smells like he hasn’t showered in the last month. But wait there’s more! He also includes know-it-all advice for EVERYTHING,offers to kick your ass but then claims his disability is stopping him, annnnnd finally!! He offers sex,sexting,phone sex,butt sex,face fucking and has no job or career in line for his future!! Here’s a bonus he comes with a hefty child support bill!!
That dude Yancy is a fuckboy stink stick.
fuckboy stink stick by Xboymama0717 November 14, 2018
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polynesian pogo stick 

It all starts by getting down to business with a polynesian transvestite. First you have them butt chug a fifth of fireball whiskey. Once that mission is complete they use your dick like a pogo stick. And just before you cum in their ass they shit the fireball whiskey all over you.
Boys I've got a super classy lady boy looking to take shit to the next level. Gonna be a polynesian pogo stick kind of night for me!!!

Amazon Fire Stick

When you put tiger balm on your partners dick.
For my husbands birthday he asked for the “amazon fire stick
Amazon Fire Stick by Keeks4 August 22, 2019

twiddle my diddle stick 

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

Lips on a Stick 

Person who doesn't think about what they are saying, and just keeps on making spurious statements
Boris Johnson is just lips on a stick really, what is he gonna come up with next?!?

Alabama Pixie Stick 

Meant do describe a cock in a kinky southern accent
Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.

It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
Alabama Pixie Stick by Higliff November 11, 2021

Chapped-lips-stick

On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.
It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?