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sky riding

a euphemism for farting a lot; passing so much gas that you shoot up into the air
There was cabbage in that soup? Great, I’ll be sky riding in a few minutes
by kuchikopi March 7, 2018
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champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.
Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.
by neenee5 October 28, 2015
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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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Fat ride

When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened

Go away you fat ride
by D__67 July 25, 2020
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Bonch riding buckler

A Normism a word to make yourself laugh

Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know
Jim and gilby Andrew tom and Larry and Richard are such stupid bonch riding bucklers they all probably have fluorescent green thong underwear with suspenders and wear their mom’s pantyhose to masterbate in using two fingers.
by Tightest best pussy September 13, 2025
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mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep
Belle would you like a mattress ride?
by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009
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coathanger ride

1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!

Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.
by AbHol December 16, 2008
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