A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
Get the ninja-textmug. Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.
Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010
Get the Ninja Constrictorsmug. Derived from the Indonesian phrase "jalan ninja", this slang term refers to a way of life, motto, belief, or "dream" that guides them in achieving their goals.
Going to cinemas 10 times per year at this age of 21 is my ninja path to be allowed by parents to watch more mature (inappropriate) movies. BTW, once I turn 23, I'm going to be "old" if my parents still deem movies like Deadpool to be too inappropriate to me to watch.
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
Get the ninja pathmug. by Swol-ski-6my9 May 28, 2024
Get the Ninjamug. Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.
by tomarswego January 7, 2025
Get the dutch ninjamug. by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022
Get the Ninja Cowgirlmug. he is the ultimate gamer!
by Noah Ghanem October 8, 2020
Get the Ninjamug.