ben deckey

usually a favor that is given to someone in the form of a mexican hotpocket

woah, man, your gettin a ben deckey?!
nice!

by dawnay sheeeaaapuurrd December 11, 2011

Ben Kaufman

Known as the father of school catchphrases having had almost all of them centre around him , and not in a good way

ken boffman , nah nah nah nah ken boffman , e'e'e'e'e'h twat , bono is a twat , hey dave catch my bag , you you what , ben kaufman has a boff , hey lets call him boffman, coffee bean, hair like nuclear power plant , nazi-jew rtc (thanks to harry bowers for the bulk of that)

by Ken Boffman September 11, 2011

Ben

Ben isn't really sure how he needs to move forward and often times is self-conscious about problems he doesn't even have. He is just waiting for someone to come along and fix him but he won't ask for it. If you have a crush on a Ben, tell him. It will make his year and who knows. Maybe his life.

Mackenzie: Hey is Ben okay?

Ema: Yeah he just doesn't talk unless talked to.
Mackenzie: aww

by Social anxiety man November 23, 2021

Ben

Ben's can apparently control Lions by the power of mind control. He controls the Lions to keep his friends, family and work colleagues safe.

Girl: I think there is more impressive things about you.

Ben: I don't see any Lions around here, Do you?

by lolmeows November 24, 2021

Ben

6inches of girth.

Nothing else needs to be said

Can tell you have a Ben

by 2)3£:!:£: rns November 24, 2021

Ben Hand

Such a fuck

"look, there is Ben Hand! He is such a *dumb/ugly/small dick powered* fuck"

by Giraffeman69 November 24, 2021

Ben

Ben doesn't live in a hotel. He's got a wife, he's — a perfect one. He's got triples of the Barracuda, triples of the Roadrunner... triples of a Nova.

Ben is rich and he has triples of the Barracuda and the Road Runner.

by DookieShoes November 24, 2021