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Red Dragon

When your significant other misfires a romantic text and picture to you that was clearly meant for his mistress.
Jeff pulled a Red Dragon when he sent me that text and picture meant for his “other” girlfriend.
by Gigi Seagapo January 8, 2019
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Double Dragon

What is it called when you ate a big meal and then got super drunk and start getting diarrhea and while your on the toilet you realize you have to throw up and so you get up and turn around and start throwing up into the toilet but the pressure on your stomach from throwing up also makes you shit diarrhea on the bathroom floor and so you got stuff coming out of both ends and it’s literally like the rock bottom of your entire life and then you end up blacking out on the bathroom floor.
“After that triple dipper and 14 shots of orange flavored vodka I performed a double dragon in the bathroom
by EvilChihuahua17 July 18, 2025
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Dragon steamer

Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout
Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer
by Blueshowshit August 29, 2014
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john the dragon

John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.
by winky face November 3, 2021
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Angry Dragon

When you absolutely nut blast someone and then promptly pour hot sauce down their mouth
by Choco129 September 25, 2022
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Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.
When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Hot Dragon fruit

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.
Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.
by Brellygreen April 17, 2017
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