Beer wang

A male not being able to perform sexually because he is inebriated due to beer.

"I would have sex with you, but I have beer Wang."

by Makeme88 August 26, 2016

she's a 2 beers

It's how many beers you need to drink
To fuck a girl because she's not that beautiful.

-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!

by icantbilive August 5, 2016

pinch a beer

To have a beer that belongs to a mate e.g. Hey mate, can I pinch a beer off you ?

Hey mate can I pinch a beer and pay you back ?

by Tommy Gunn 98 January 15, 2018

Bong Beer

Fill a bong/dab rig with beer, take a rip, then chug the beer from the bong

Friend 1: I wanna get crossed
Friend 2: do a Bong Beer

by GucciPlayboyOnRoblox January 1, 2017

beer guzzling

The act of chugging bear like a sad and lonely alcoholic

Look at that bitch beer guzzling

by Spirit Shot January 10, 2017

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

tacos and beer

Tinder code word used by females, who are otherwise boring individuals, who are trying to appeal to men's shallow desires.

"I'm a loose chick, always up for tacos and beer."

by KHopsalot January 13, 2017